What is that?! A piece of FRUIT in your hand?! Where's your beer matey? And quit hamming it up for the camera before you run us aground!!
"Hey! We're out of beer and headed in to re-stock. What? Only 2 cases of Miller Lite left?? Damnit Man!!! Call you're distributor!!! NOW!!! The crew is rapidly dehydrating and on the very verge of MUTINY!!!
Night falls and the crew of Moondance is overcome with a nasty case of Macarena Fever. Fortunately the Cabana Boy-turned-Helmsman is immune...